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riarubie:

kanye 

if you’re gonna be an asshole and give your child a ridiculous name, at least go for a good name

like wild

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acklessnackless:

ATTENTION ALL FANDOMS!!!!!!!

To all hunters, time lords, highly functioning sociopaths, cannibals, hobbits, superheroes, trekies, wizards, demigods, tributes, mishamigos, homestuckies, directioners, and every other fandom out there…

Everyone that reblogs this will get their url written in this journal so in the case of a sudden zombie apocalypse, I know who I can count on to help me kill them. I’ll take a picture when it’s all filled up.

dilclo:

ededdandeddi3:

dilclo:

when families wear matching outfits

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The awkward moment when you see your face on a random tumblr posts

OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY THATS ACTUALLY U OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING

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notcallum:

how 2 kiss: a brief guide

strawberryelectric48:

savedhumourblog:

is this a death threat

I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
  • me typing in 2012 and 2013: lol whats happening hoo Dis
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vaspim:

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

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life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

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justfangirlingfandomsinthecorner:

Is english the international language of tumblr or is there a section of tumblr we don’t know about which passionately blogs in russian or something

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